Lagendorff 

The god of procrastination (procrastinariunism), a person, homo-sapien

"all hail the great god lagendorff"

Lagendorff by Super Awsome God November 9, 2009

lalendorf 

A cum catching device used mostly by the puerto rican gay community to extract semen from ones anus.

Hector: I just washed the sheets, dont forget the lalendorf.

Eduardo: Ayyy papi dont you trust me.

lalendorf by lalo1 April 17, 2010

Ludendorff

A person without Internet Access and who will never get one, trying to achieve everything to make it possible

A person without Internet Access and who will never get one, trying to achieve everything to make it possible is called a Ludendorff.

Ludendorff by Hibbsen January 1, 2012