lmfto 

the acronym means "laughing my fucking titties off"
used when somone titties fall off because of how hard the individual is laughing.

Cameron: lmfto Jule's finna be ma bestie.
Reedy: hahaha my titties fell off!

lmfto by 305smash March 23, 2010

Lmfto 

Definition of LMFTO - Laugh My Fucking Titties Off.

When you laugh so hard that dem pops drop!

Shkisha: ''Yo I was hanging with my girls and we was talking about some fucked shit.''
Laquisha: ''Oh really, so what's the haps, hoe?''
Shkisha: ''Aye this bitch said some funny shit that I lmfto!''
Laquisha: ''Nah, you lying!''
Shkisha: ''Nah I aint gasing, I am for real! I am legit!''

Lmfto by YoDaddy #69 May 15, 2016

lmfto 

laugh my fucking taint off

person 1: "yo, you see that new lolcatz?" person 2: "ya, lmfto!!!"

lmfto by Asian Cougar July 20, 2011

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao

Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system

lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE 

How an extra mf types LMFAO

* something funny *
Her extra ass : LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE

LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE by Starship470 March 14, 2019

Leftoid 

Someone who leans left on the political spectrum and is exceptionally stupid, dishonest, or both.

“Leftoids are so delusional they believe Trump is a facist. ”

Leftoid by nogomonke February 5, 2021