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Definition of LMFTO - Laugh My Fucking Titties Off.

When you laugh so hard that dem pops drop!
Shkisha: ''Yo I was hanging with my girls and we was talking about some fucked shit.''
Laquisha: ''Oh really, so what's the haps, hoe?''
Shkisha: ''Aye this bitch said some funny shit that I lmfto!''
Laquisha: ''Nah, you lying!''
Shkisha: ''Nah I aint gasing, I am for real! I am legit!''
Lmfto by YoDaddy #69 May 15, 2016
person 1: "yo, you see that new lolcatz?" person 2: "ya, lmfto!!!"
lmfto by Asian Cougar July 20, 2011

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.
Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy
Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao
Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE 

How an extra mf types LMFAO
* something funny *
Her extra ass : LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE
Someone who leans left on the political spectrum and is exceptionally stupid, dishonest, or both.
“Leftoids are so delusional they believe Trump is a facist. ”
Leftoid by nogomonke February 5, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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