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Laughing My Cape Verdan Ass Off ! cape verdanis like portaguse but not .. and dont say it if your not cape verdan
Friend:Justin Bieber fell off stage !
You:hahha! LMCVAO
Lmcvao by Babygirlz359 October 21, 2010
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Person 1: "My friend went to a Vegan wedding, but she said Vegan food wouldn't be any good, so she brought a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

Person 2: "LMVAO. That is Vegan."
LMVAO by Alexa1018 August 17, 2012
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"Yo bee, I be pullin' my gold, iight?"

"WTF!?! Why you spell like a douchehat? lmcao."
lmcao by Shawn Owen June 5, 2005
LMCAO
LMCAO by cico7 May 31, 2011
Simple

LMVAO is Laughing my vaginal ass off
Boy: Whats LMVAO?
Girl: LMVAO
Boy: What is that?
Girl: Laughing my Vaginal ass off
Boy: Ohh rofl lmvao
Girl: YOU CANT USE IT
LMVAO by Quincy030 March 13, 2009
Laughing my cummy ass off. Often used by gay men when trying to seduce straight men.
“Damn Logan now I’m turned on”-straight guy. “Lmcao! Why? Is it because I’ll give you the best nut of your life?”-gay man
Lmcao by Yuhmmy March 14, 2019

LMCAOAOAO 

Oh nah LMCAOAOAO.
LMCAOAOAO by anonymous October 16, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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