Lloydie

Playing squash at 11am, then eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour for yoga.

Manager: Hey, is Paul on break?

Johnson: Nah, he's doing a Lloydie

by TfL123 August 27, 2009

Lloydie Tease

When a certain well-respected person or a person of great import and wisdom stays digitally silent or uncommonly taciturn in a chat room or phone app, adding to the allure of hidden inner-knowledge which may be potentially disclosed at any moment. Hidden knowledge is then disclosed, but quickly deleted from the digital public forum. Room participants, formerly with their hunger of knowledge temporarily satiated, experience a gamut of emotions from excitement, to confusion, then ultimately disappointment as the potential for gained wisdom is forever lost in an archive only hinted at by the phrase such as "This message was deleted," and leaving participants with a digital teasing.

"Me and my homies were patiently waiting for a response, and when it came overnight but disappeared by morning, we realized we got the 'ol Lloydie Tease"

"I was at Teasers last night, checked my phone after it pinged and realized I got Lloydie Teased after there was only a deleted message. What a dangerous game being played with my emotions."

by Stimal8shn April 13, 2023

Lloydie Patootie

Someone who isn't your mom but treats you with care...like a "cool aunt" but isn't related to you at all, normally a good friend of your mom

Lloydie Patootie has a thick ass

by Sussypizza June 9, 2021

carli lloyding

When a soccer/football player sends the ball over the net.

Carli Lloyd, of the USWNT, does this frequently.

Fernando Torres is carli lloyding again.

by Soccer fan1111 October 8, 2011

Lloydicus

A Legendary Archer of the Skies. He conquered them with his Flying Air Fortress.

Lloydicus is a sky demon.

by Medalia October 30, 2006

loydies

Butt Crack Sweat......named after someone who apparently had butt crack sweat

"eww Dude its sooo hot! i think im gettin loydies"

by Eshayy_Asslay May 22, 2008

Lloyding-out

When someone flips out on you for no reason and then claims that they can beat the crap out of you when they clearly can't.

This kid was Lloyding-out on me at school today. He's such a fag.

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017