Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

Patootie

Ass, Butt, etc.

This mainframe coding is such a pain in the patootie

by Sameer Sharma January 31, 2012

Patootie

18 year old Asian hooker

Did you see that patootie down by youngs pizza?

by El Frank March 3, 2015

Patootie

Often known as a guy named Adrian. He's the God of Sexonia and is deeply in love with his Goddess Jessica.

Hey, look, it's Patootie! /diesofsexy.

by Jezzypls August 20, 2013

Patootie

Not a cutie, just a patootie

Why aren’t our dogs always this cute?
Because they are patooties.

by Julia Jack October 6, 2017

Patooti

Noun: A wild beast of pray. Often seen eating plant matter of the soy based type. Lives out of a suitcase.

Wow, looks at Patooti hung over and didn't make it to work, tisk tisk...

by Jasanity April 1, 2009

patootie

A nice word usually used to substitute for "butt" or "ass".

Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Craig Johnson June 13, 2004