patootie

A nice word usually used to substitute for "butt" or "ass".

Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Craig Johnson June 13, 2004

patootie

A sweetheart, someone who you care about- the word is a cute, light way to address someone close to you. The friend, in order to be called "patootie" must be not only beautiful but above all have a very kind, open personality

"She is such a cutie patootie, invite her over!"
"Of course I love Dan, he's so cute and is my patootie fasho"
"Do you like Liza?" "Of course, she's a patootie-head"
<3

by patootiequeen January 5, 2011

patootie

Patootie is "ass".

But "sweet patootie" is a term of endearment.

"I don't give a rat's patootie".

"You're my sweet patootie".

by Eliezer Pennywhistler May 17, 2006

patootie

a sweetheart, or someones sweetheart.

Justin is Wendee's patootie.

by Justin Souvannasane July 26, 2005

Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

patootie

Term of endearment...also rump, ass

My husband called me "Sweet Patootie' and it became my clown name. And yes...it isn't small...my rump

by Deb P. November 13, 2006

Patootie

Ass, Butt, etc.

This mainframe coding is such a pain in the patootie

by Sameer Sharma January 31, 2012