Slang for "tachyalordies", from the Greek "tachys" for "fast" and the English Southern vernacular "lordy" or plural, "lordies". Literally "fast lordies", or better described as the rapid, repeated vocalization of "lordy", as in: "Oh my sweet Jesus, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy!" This is often used when in a situation that causes the speaker great distress or surprise.
At car accident scene:
Woman: OMG I neversaw it coming. Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.
EMT to Paramedic: Looks like the patient has a severe case of the tacha-lordies!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).