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Lloyd Scott 

Lloyd aka Scott is the sexiest cowboy of all time! He’s tall, handsome, honest, funny, hard working, unique, Mysterious and always keeps my mind guessing, and is ALWAYS on my mind 🤔 He’s a gentleman and knows how to treat a woman and make her feel like a princess. Hope you like to laugh because when Lloyd Scott is around, you might need a diaper just in case you pee yourself from laughing too hard; you’re going to need something to soak up how moist he makes you. He has magical Powers and instantly gives me the high school crush, giddy, blushing, butterflies feeling all girls dream about! Watch out boys because if your girl has a Lloyd Scott in your life, you’d better get on your A game. He’s a sleeper, and he’ll completely catch you off guard with his one of a kind, charming personality. Lloyd Scott’ is a country boy, billiards king, they’re inventive and have magic hands. Weather Lloyd Scott is In the garage building anything you want or rubbing/massaging your naked body down, he’s a magician with the powers his hands have. Scotts are confident, loving, humble, smart and don’t scare away. Talk about standing tall with honor, if you have a Lloyd Scott, you’d better grab his arm and stand proud next to this gift to women. Find Lloyd Scott at the stables, he’s the horses whisperer 🐎 An all American country boy that’ll keep you coming back for more.
Want to go throw knives, shoot guns or throw darts at Lloyd Scott’s wood shop
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If you don’t know what to do, just ask Lloyd Scott!
Lloyd Scott by Crazian January 3, 2021
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026