Lloyd Scott 

Lloyd aka Scott is the sexiest cowboy of all time! He’s tall, handsome, honest, funny, hard working, unique, Mysterious and always keeps my mind guessing, and is ALWAYS on my mind 🤔 He’s a gentleman and knows how to treat a woman and make her feel like a princess. Hope you like to laugh because when Lloyd Scott is around, you might need a diaper just in case you pee yourself from laughing too hard; you’re going to need something to soak up how moist he makes you. He has magical Powers and instantly gives me the high school crush, giddy, blushing, butterflies feeling all girls dream about! Watch out boys because if your girl has a Lloyd Scott in your life, you’d better get on your A game. He’s a sleeper, and he’ll completely catch you off guard with his one of a kind, charming personality. Lloyd Scott’ is a country boy, billiards king, they’re inventive and have magic hands. Weather Lloyd Scott is In the garage building anything you want or rubbing/massaging your naked body down, he’s a magician with the powers his hands have. Scotts are confident, loving, humble, smart and don’t scare away. Talk about standing tall with honor, if you have a Lloyd Scott, you’d better grab his arm and stand proud next to this gift to women. Find Lloyd Scott at the stables, he’s the horses whisperer 🐎 An all American country boy that’ll keep you coming back for more.

Want to go throw knives, shoot guns or throw darts at Lloyd Scott’s wood shop
Class.

If you don’t know what to do, just ask Lloyd Scott!

Lloyd Scott by Crazian January 3, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012