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Lloret de Mar 

Birthplace of the package holiday in Spain and continues to be a tourist hotspot for the british tourists. Must go place if on holiday if on the Costa Brava in Spain. Is a laugh with lots of atmosphere, people, drinks, clubs and a nice long beach complete with drunken pricks in the mornin after a phat night out on the town..

Watch out for the random chavs that patrol the streets trying to look 'ard with their summer gear on, and a word of warning about the germans aswell, they love their shots of malibu.
"Oi you up for a night out tonight??"
"yeh well up for it"
"c'mon lets go lloret de mar then"
Lloret de Mar by rodgerzzz January 19, 2008

Marcos Llorente 

Llorente is a sexy beast who destroys every team he plays against. He's also won La Liga with Atletico Madrid, the best foootball team in history.
Moh : Did you watch Marcos Llorente vs Liverpool? He literally analled their whole team
Dan : Fuck off and let me eat my peels in peace

Llorente 

"FUCKA YOU BIIIIIITCH." << Llorente Style
Llorente by Dr. Sex in a Bottle December 11, 2009

Llorret de Mar 

The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.

Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.
Sad People have 2 options: Llorret de Mar and 18+ corner
Llorret de Mar by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
A nerdy dark brown hair boy who likes for people to assume hes a good boy but he’s actually a naughty individual. Anyone who knows a llorenz knows that he is honest and caring and stubborn. If you meet a llorenz make sure to keep him he will give make a positive impact in your life
Oh thats a llorenz i like him
llorenz by Loltwosense May 16, 2018
It's a handsome boy/ man with beautiful brown curly hair and can be une of the most sexy man alive
Llorenç by Darkchocolat November 25, 2021