Shooting load on a girls chest then taking out a pepper grinder to add pepper to it in tribute to Long John Silver's premium fish sandwich's peppered tartar sauce.

I was totally getting blown by this chick named Porter when I LJS'd on her chest and yelled Argh like the Long John Silver pirate.

LJS'd by Ginga 2 January 25, 2013

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LJs boyfriend

LJs is gay and he has a boyfriend and that is me (Bryce)

LJs boyfriend bryce is so gay like Lj

LJs boyfriend by Thefuckthismeans? March 19, 2021

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LJ's Office

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

LJ's Office by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

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LJSTFD

Acronym for Let's Just Shut This Fucker Down. To be said upon discovering alcohol fueled madness at a late hour in one's dwelling. Must be said after holding one's head in one's hands and running hand through hair with an exasperated look. Often paired with GTFO or the ego-syntonic PTFO (peace the fuck out).

Tom: "How many people in the hot tub?"
Drunk kid: "uh...10...no, 9"
T: "uh, LJSTFD. GTFO!"
D: "Oh fuck man, we gotta PTFO!"

LJSTFD by CAMOBLACKICEXXXXX June 18, 2009

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ljstra

ljstra was created march 6th, 2004, in denton texas, when an astronomical experiment failed due to excessive cloud-cover.

in essence ljstra is an amalgamation of two very capable Halo alter-egos, which, when combined, defy all previously set limits in wheel-of-fortune style gameplay.

ljstra can often be found frolicking on parkgrounds and college campuses, usually seeking a pond, where he/she will engage in the hunting of turtles.

those wishing to capture the elusive ljstra are encouraged to use a lure of either poorly secured apostrophe's and/or secluded movie-watching environments.

person: "OMG LOOK! ITS LJSTRA!!! ... aww he/she looks so happy!"
otherPerson: "well of course, its au to maatic!"

ljstra by stra March 6, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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