by realbananafly November 26, 2018
1. someone who believes they are of little value or importance, though are not
2. someone who thinks they're slow, boring, or oblivious, though are not
2. someone who thinks they're slow, boring, or oblivious, though are not
by mr.roshi August 3, 2015
A sad little fuck is a person who has given up on life. Some may consider the sad little fuck to be a massive fucking disappointment.
You can identify a sad little fuck by identifying these symptoms,
1. The sad little fuck will sleep throughout the day.
2. The sad little fuck can be seen Making midnight snacks thus inconveniencing everyone that is trying to sleep.
3. The sad little fuck will often binge watch an entire season of any show within a single day.
You can identify a sad little fuck by identifying these symptoms,
1. The sad little fuck will sleep throughout the day.
2. The sad little fuck can be seen Making midnight snacks thus inconveniencing everyone that is trying to sleep.
3. The sad little fuck will often binge watch an entire season of any show within a single day.
Mary, "I think Jerome is becoming a sad little fuck"
Ben, "I agree"
*It has been three days since Jerome left the comfort of his bed, he has gone through five chocolate bars and survives on microwave noodles*
Ben, "I agree"
*It has been three days since Jerome left the comfort of his bed, he has gone through five chocolate bars and survives on microwave noodles*
by Micheal Angelico KWS. March 27, 2020
by ultimately_superior October 5, 2020
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
by Peaseblossom85 August 3, 2006
by MarielovesherAnthony February 10, 2021
a dude that runs around eating sand and lightbulbs he scoops the sand into the lightbulb plus he lights the sand on fire with the lightbulb making a ka boom uh oh what a wet tree
by Sad little Clown March 16, 2021