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Little Jack Horner 

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole
Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

little jack horner 

When your thumb is numb and stick it up your bum like little jack horner did in his self titled poem. When you pull out your thumb, there's a nugget on it.
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
I'll be back in 10 I gotta pull a little jack horner

Little Jack Horner 

little jack horner
sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!'

Little Jack Horner 

the act of thumbing a girls anus in an attempt to pull out a turf plumb
We were really going at it last night , then gave her the “Little Jack Horner” while reciting the nursery rhyme.
Little Jack Horner by Jwitt October 12, 2017
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026