Litmo 

A person that get's more lit or drunk than you.

Sure, I gotta little buzzed last night, but she was a real litmo.

Litmo by Pete Puck February 16, 2010

LITMMO 

Live In The Motherfucking Moment. This phrase is used for those are too busy taking photos or videos a concert instead of actually jamming to the artist's beats.

Yo Cassie you've taken like a million photos, LITMMO and actually jam to Skrillex dropping this beat!

LITMMO by Childish Bambino March 30, 2017

limophilia 

A relatively esoteric sexual fetish involving one or more partners (usually a woman) composed of goo or slime. This is typically considered to be a hentai fetish as it is normally depicted in manga or cartoon drawings. This is particularly popular in the /b/ section of 4chan.

Etymology
limophilia derives from the Latin word "limo" which means "slime" and the Greek word "philia" which means "love". It literally means 'love slime.'

Guy 1: How do you know you have limophilia?

Guy 2: Do you masturbate to pictures of girls made of slime?

Guy 1: Yeah.

Guy 2: Well there you go :P

limophilia by Kira likes potato chips November 5, 2012

lithobraking 

Rapid deceleration of a spacecraft or other projectile due to impact, possibly unintentional, with a planetary surface. Compare to aerobraking.

The unfortunate confusion between Imperial and SI units caused a larger-than-expected atmospheric entry angle, resulting in a catastrophic lithobraking approach.

lithobraking by FlyByPC June 23, 2009

Limousine Liberal 

Basically, the "Do as i say, not as i do" crowd of wealthy elitists who have the best ideas on how regular Janes and Joes can sacrifice their comforts and conveniences to help alleviate the sufferings and ills of the world while they dismiss themselves from the very things they demand of the public.

For example.

They'll tell us to ride bikes or use public transportation to get to work to conserve energy while they get taxied around in limos and private jets.

They'll tell us to use solar powered energy in our homes and air dry our laundry while they live in huge mansions that use more electricity in one month than the average household uses a year.

They'll do "sit ins" on a construction site to stop the building of shopping malls or condominiums to "preserve the land" while they own several acres of land for their own personal use.

They tend to be strong advocates for gun control or in some extreme cases gun banning. But see nothing wrong with the armed bodyguards they employ for their own personal protection.

They tend to take a soft on crime stance and stand up for murderous thugs like Mumia Abu Jabar or Tookie Williams while they live in gated communities with round the clock surveillance that isn't within 50 miles of the nearest ghetto or any other high crime area.

If his name happens to be Bono, he'll meet with world leaders to encourage them to raise our taxes to help the starving kids in Africa while hiding his millions in the Netherlands to avoid paying taxes himself.

As the late comedian Richard Jeni once put it, "People who are going to change the world if they have to spend every last buck of YOUR money to do it".

Your basic limousine liberal is a wealthy person who feels guilty about being wealthy but doesn't want to give up his fortune or sacrifice his conveniences.

So he'll take the "pass the buck" approach by wagging his finger at the general public for not doing their share to help with the world's problems to deflect the guilt off himself.

Many limousine liberals are also washed up has-been celebrities or rock stars who had their heyday in the 80's or 90's but their careers have since sputtered out and their names faded into obscurity.

Since they know that today's Hollywood is extremely liberal, they'll take up some liberal cause to resurrect their dead careers and get their names back in the papers and the spotlight back on them in hopes of attracting the attention of a movie producer or record company.

Limousine liberal: Why are Americans so greedy and materialistic? How can they heat their homes in the winter or drive their S.U.V.s to work when they know the ill effects it has on our environment?

Average person: Wait a minute, don't you live in a huge mansion and get driven around in a limo?

Limousine liberal: Yeah, but that's different.

Average person: How on earth is that different?

Limousine liberal: Well, I care more than they do, so I'm excused.

Limousine Liberal by lockworker December 9, 2008

Lilmochi 

Little jimin , small jimin

Describe a person that is fluffy and small like jimin

THAT WORD 'LILMOCHI' CAN ONLY USE ON JIMIN!!!!!!!!

Lilmochi by Youlil April 14, 2019

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009