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liquishit 

(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.

Be afraid.
Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?

Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..
liquishit by BeanR July 12, 2009

liquidious 

(Adjective) Li-cwidy-is or Lick-widy-es large concentration of wetness/moisture/lubrication; Smooth, or something that moves smoothly;
A conversation or topic involving something very wet or smooth: "Wow, that dismount was liquidious!"
"Bobby found Sally to be quite liquidious"
liquidious by The_Awesomest February 22, 2008
Liquisha is the god of the washing machine religion. She is a beautiful young woman with long bright purple hair, she is married to Ratty Rodger and together they have three kids the oldest Emi, The youngest Charlotte and the middle child Lucy Sinclair who is by far the favourite/best child in the world.
I love Liquisha lots:)
Liquisha by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021

liquorish 

the language that really drunk people speak
Spencer: 'i nreed to git black tooth my housesh... im flucked'

Dan: Spen's speaking liquorish again...

Liquidizler 

Someone that pee's on his balls . when sitting down too pee. this usually means they have a rather small penis which results in the peeing on the balls .
Oh snap , i just Liquidizler my balls with my small penis , i wish i had a longer penis so this wouldn't happen.
Liquidizler by trackereactor July 23, 2009

liquidiction 

the addiction to liquid consumed, usually alcohol.
man, that guy just can't please his liquidiction.
liquidiction by bendi March 12, 2008