(a) The spontaneous and sudden pooling of erotic fluid within a woman's vag and panties upon seeing or hearing something which instantly turns her on. First seen online in mid-2009 on social networking site Livejournal in reference to the worldwide phenomenon of women lusting after Robert Pattinson.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.