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Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.
I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

Liquidation Center 

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.
Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."
Liquidation Center by shwingggah December 3, 2009

emergency blowout liquidation 

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.
After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

vag liquification 

(a) The spontaneous and sudden pooling of erotic fluid within a woman's vag and panties upon seeing or hearing something which instantly turns her on. First seen online in mid-2009 on social networking site Livejournal in reference to the worldwide phenomenon of women lusting after Robert Pattinson.

(b) The female equivalent of sper.
RPattz - his capacity for vag liquification spans continents
vag liquification by n7of9 July 25, 2009

Liquidization 

The art of inserting your liquids into another object, person, or place.
Mrs. Guilbert let us exchange our liquids in science by the art of liquidization.

There was a rally today on the subject of liquidization; should it be legal or not?
Liquidization by fuzzythebunny June 26, 2018

Liquidation 

When a MASSIVE business or forum appoints ZaPpeh as administrator or manager.
"Let's appoint ZaPpeh the manager of this business" TWO WEEKS LATER "Where has all the money gone, we're going under!" "Let's go into LIQUIDATION!"
Liquidation by Revzman April 12, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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