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Lindon
Lindon by Glitterglobe December 17, 2017
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Lindson • Lindison • lindon • Lindsanity • landson • Landson Manpower • Lidson • lindfong • Lindion • Lindonism
lindon
lindon by kittttttyy April 10, 2008
Lindsanity
Term coined by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, refering to epic failure Lindsay Lohan.
Similar to Perez Hilton's La Loca LOLhan
Similar to Perez Hilton's La Loca LOLhan
So the LAPD rushed over to Lindsanity LOLhan's Hollywood home Tuesday afternoon after being notified of a break-in at the wacktress' humble abode. The alarm went off.
Police officers found all sorts of evidence of a "potential break-in and ransacking" until the cops realized La Loca Lohan's home has always been a pigsty!
Police officers found all sorts of evidence of a "potential break-in and ransacking" until the cops realized La Loca Lohan's home has always been a pigsty!
Lindsanity by SouthernKaytee May 27, 2009
Lindsanity
The nickname for actress and former(?) alcoholic/drug addict Lindsay Lohan. Originally coined by Perez Hilton, it refers to Ms. Lohan's crazy substance induced actions.
I felt like I was partying with Lindsanity last night, what with all that cocaine and alcohol you were putting into your body!
Lindsanity by vinobuzz July 20, 2010
Landson Manpower
The one and only, Submissive and breedable.
Landson Manpower by Do you have some spare change September 30, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026