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lilydale high school 

this school has way too many podophile teachers. most notorious of them all, Mr. Box. I once snuck onto his computer and found mountains of child porn, he was even starring in one of them. Mr. piere wallin was my favourite teacher. he always dropped his pen to look up my skirt and i always felt complemented when he did it, he was so fit. if you like pedos go here
hey Mr box aren't you a registered sex offender?

why yes I do go to lilydale high school

Lilydale High School 

Lilydale High School is a public school for people in year 7 to year 12. The school is filled with eshays, sluts and fake whores. To describe most of the females there is tanned skin, short dress, skirts etc, tns, nose piercing, straightened hair (usually blonde) also most might have an addiction to nicotine. To describe most males that go there have mullets, nose piercings, tns and grey shorts. Main conversation topic for a lilydale high school chick is sex, condoms etc and mostly the same for the guys but adding getting nudes from other whores as well as sports (mostly footy.) They're very judgemental and always have the same thoughts about everything. Just saying not all of the people that go to that school are that way but most of them are.
Friend: "Oh! You go to Lilydale High School?"
Me: "Yeah? Why?"
Friend: "Oh, you must be a complete drugo cunt then"

lillydale 

A type of person who is out going but highly pretentious
Or
A manipulative person that looks as innocent as a Lily but is as harmful as a weed.
Person one: Heather is such a lillydale.

Person two: I know right she came to my party but told me that my hair looked like a dead dog.
lillydale by An_Old_Man November 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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