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lil penis 

Person 1: Yo look at this dooood
Person 2: I bet hes got a lil penis
lil penis by lilweiner April 21, 2017
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lil penis 

person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)
lil penis by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019

Lil Penis Pump 

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.
Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.
Lil Penis Pump by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

Lil nigga penis 

When ur nigga has a small pp
Bro I have a lil nigga penis
Lil nigga penis by Eat_ass_for_god November 26, 2020

Lil' Boy Penis 

When yo dicky-dick be lookin' like tommy pickle's dick
yo that kids got Lil' Boy Penis, let's get 'em!!

Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy
Lil bean penis by Li Goma July 1, 2022

lilpenisitis 

a guy who is acts stupid or rash wen things dnt go his way or gets jealous easy

a guy who is unsure of his manhood,insecure

boy:so wat u doin?
girl:chillin
boy:wit who?
girl: my homeboy
boy:man f u bye
girl 2 homegirl
homegirl wheres ur man?
girl sufferin from lilpenisitis
lilpenisitis by miSz.caram3l April 1, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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