like to

adverb: almost, nearly, just-about; generally stated in a manner incorporating exaggeration or sarcasm, used primarily in the southern US states

"She was so mad after I forgot her birthday, she like to killed me!"

"Bernice was so funny, I like to died laughing."

"I like to never got this thing on."
-(as uttered by a character in an episode of "Designing Women" after donning a Christmas Tree skirt.)

by Glenn Sheffield October 6, 2008

like to activate

When a 12 year old wants likes so he makes a stupid comment.

Your Crush will kiss you tomorrow

L1kkee t00 activatee
(Like to activate)

by I’ll just leave July 8, 2019

Like to talk

Used to describe people who gossip or can't keep a secret.

"I wouldn't tell them, they like to talk."

by SwtMsT May 15, 2006

Like to dislike

The need to like a facebook page of an individual or a company in order to express your dislike about them. Usually found in people who are very active in social networking sites and prefer to do their business there.

I just had to go to that company's facebook page and voice my criticism over there. I like to dislike.

by CraZy291 August 2, 2011

Like To Wee

She's a stuck up person who leads Aus Pride, in a game called Runescape.

We have come today to triumph over the war have won.. up yours Like To Wee!

by TeamAussieRules April 4, 2009

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

I'd just like to interject for a moment

A classic copy-pasta often attributed to rms but contains parts that he denied being from him. It's best used whenever you see a debate over the correct format of Linux and GNU/Linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.

by CrazyDev February 17, 2021