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lightsabre 

Darren Hayes's Penis
*grabs Darren's lightsabre*
lightsabre by darstar November 4, 2003

lightsabre, crocodile, mime 

A humorous variation of Paper, Scissors, Stone.
The light sabre beats the crocodile which beats the mime, which beats the LS.
Hand otions are as follows: LS- typical Star Wars, with optional 'vwoom'-vwoom' sounds.
Crocodile: Clap with the hands together at the wrists.
Mime: the 'hands against the piece of glass' pose.

Of course, these follow the P,P,S maraca introduction.
Hey Eric, fancy a game of Lightsabre, Crocodile,Mime?

Yeah, OK.

The Lightsabre 

A sexual position where two women sit on either end of giant dildo, whilst it being held up in the middle by a third party.
Mary : Honey want to try the Lightsabre tonight.

Chloe: Sure, we'll invite person 3 to hold it for us

Or :

Whips light Sabre out, time to put it in your Darth Vader honey

Luke I am your daddy

You naughty little...

makes a chewbaca noise
The Lightsabre by Misachu November 25, 2019

Lightsaber dick 

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be
Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro
Lightsaber dick by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

purple lightsaber 

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.
Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

Lightsaber 

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.
Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
Lightsaber by Space General December 9, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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