Light Role 

(cat.) One of the ten Leading Roles of the Prime beings. The Light Role has the power to glow a soft and warm glow, much like a candle. They are born around Hanukkah. But those who are lucky enough to be born on Hanukkah on a leap year, a rare birthday to have, also have the ability to be physically warm to the touch, just like a candle. The job of the Light Role is to help out when someone is lost in the dark, literally or mentally.

"And the person chosen to be the Light Role is... Vanca! Your job is to bring light to our planet."
"Thank you, sir."

Light Role by US-IL December 20, 2024

LightRules Moment 

Noun; Temporary loss of all common sense and logic usually resulting in a silly remark, comment or question. Similar but much, much worse than a "Blond Moment", a "Brain Fade" or a "Senior Moment". Etymology attributed to user name, LightRules on a photography forum, term now known to be in general use in 7 countries around the world.

Why won't my camera shoot fast when I have selected SLOW mode? is a LightRules Moment question.

LightRules Moment by Pete POTN March 7, 2012

LightRules 

The logical rules by which photographers operate (and thus understand) their equipment.

The LightRules state, in part, that the effective high-speed operation of a camera shutter is controlled by (a) user setting, (b) shutter speed and (c) in-camera memory.

LightRules by Sam POTN February 19, 2008

Lightpole junkie 

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted

God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer

Lightpole junkie by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

lighthole 

The action of taking a flash light and shining it up someone's asshole to find drugs or hidden treasure

Watch out, that cop is known for using the lighthole method

lighthole by Laurenkayfuckurbitch June 8, 2017