lifetime channel 

the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!

you got the lifetime channel

men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel

lifetime channel by purple_sheboodles29 November 20, 2009

Lifetime Channel 

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

Lifetime Channel by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

Anti-Lifetime Channel Day 

Another way to say Father's Day.

It was Father's Day, so I said to the single dad with the deranged ex-wife, "Happy Anti-Lifetime Channel Day!" And he cracked the fuck up.

Anti-Lifetime Channel Day by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 22, 2009

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV) by Noel S December 3, 2003