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Lolectomy 

1. Something that severely pisses you off that you lose your sense of humour.

2. Something that is so seriously unfunny that it cuts you off mid-laugh.
Dude you should not have deep fried my new ipod, it has given me a serious lolectomy.
Lolectomy by Zeddie June 2, 2009
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(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)

The diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.
OMG, When the "beer goggles" came off the morning after, I totally needed a hidectomy- so I went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.

After walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy style dp with my childhood doll I'm totally going to need a hidectomy.

Sue cried out "Mental picture go away!" repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother's vajayjay
hidectomy by Hapto June 7, 2007

Livectomy 

When U've had enough of Liv.
Ugh Liv is all up in my beans, looks like I'm gonna have to perform a Livectomy
Livectomy by DeliciousReptar May 14, 2018
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026