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Lolectomy 

1. Something that severely pisses you off that you lose your sense of humour.

2. Something that is so seriously unfunny that it cuts you off mid-laugh.
Dude you should not have deep fried my new ipod, it has given me a serious lolectomy.
Lolectomy by Zeddie June 2, 2009
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(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)

The diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.
OMG, When the "beer goggles" came off the morning after, I totally needed a hidectomy- so I went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.

After walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy style dp with my childhood doll I'm totally going to need a hidectomy.

Sue cried out "Mental picture go away!" repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother's vajayjay
hidectomy by Hapto June 7, 2007

Livectomy 

When U've had enough of Liv.
Ugh Liv is all up in my beans, looks like I'm gonna have to perform a Livectomy
Livectomy by DeliciousReptar May 14, 2018