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Hole Librarian
Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
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The Librarian
The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022
Librarial Complex
noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Librarial Complex by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
librarian hot
a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.
the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind
often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.
the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind
often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.
librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007
school librarian
a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.
school librarian by erik December 1, 2003
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