Liam payne

a successful white ass singer who has an album(LP1) and one EP out

the man with CRAZY vocal range and incredible song writing skills

LITERALLY THE LOML
he's so pretty and has little shinny puppy eyes

he also a little gay ig lolz
who liam payne??
the prettiest person to ever exist
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the worlds biggest cunt who cant seem to shut the fuck up when needed. someone who believes they out-sell everyone else in 1D while being on Logan Pauls podcast simultaneously.
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the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!
Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK
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Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods
Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!
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Liam Payne, A Puppy On A Magical Rainbow Filled With Lucky Charms And Anti-Spoon Spray And Adorableness And fluffiness And He Is the Nicest Person On Earth.
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he used to have turtles, but there dead
Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead
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Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.

He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.

He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
by liampaynesfan September 26, 2011
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