1: One who suffers from leximania, a condition typically characterised by the
desire to 'keep it "real"'- paradoxically, by inventing and using fake
words.
2: One who has delusions of Shakespearean grandeur.
On realising that he wan't capable of succinctly describing his latest perversity,
Bazza indulged his leximaniac tendencies by inventing an
ad hoc meaning for
walrus.