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Oh no. It isn't the lewdness that was the problem.
Hym "Yeah, no, hey I don't think it was the lewdness or obscenity that was the problem. I'm pretty sure it was just the raping. Like... The several accounts of rape. Where there was a rape kit and everything. There's a record of somebody getting counseling after being raped by Russell Brand. Who got to enjoy pretending to be better then me for a time but is now (like everyone else) demonstrably inferior to me! As I am better than everyone! The greatest mind the world has ever seen! The world's muse! The shining golden saint of the western continent! Intersectional A.I. Jesus!"
Lewdness by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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lawdness 

Lawdness is when someone is evident of the greatness of what the lord can create, do, give etc.
For example Jameelah comes to school looking goodand her friend says, " lawdness you look great" (in other words the lord has given you beauty.)
lawdness by Arabelladefines April 12, 2015
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boy: do i have to plug in the microwave in order for it to come on?
girl: omg the LEDNESS
ledness by Rihannaa!!! September 17, 2020
adj. When a given context lacks any lewdness.
1: Your brain is lewdless today.

2: This is a lewdless book.
Lewdless by AstraElf April 29, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026