Levilunker

A term used to describe the shape or outline of a big cock, clearly visible on one leg, of a pair of Levi's jeans that a man is wearing. A real Levilunker is never a hard or erect cock, merely the natural shape of a relaxed or flaccid, yet very large male penis. Similar to a "trouser trout," the Levilunker is only a valid term, used when a man is wearing Levi's or similar jeans. A slang term used by men or women who notice, purposely or by accident, a large "cock bulge" in the groin and upper thigh area of a male wearing Levi's. A "lunker" is a slang term used to describe an exceptionally large fish which may be, lunking or relaxing, at the bottom of a stream, river or lake.

"OMG Sally, did you see the Levilunker that tall blond guy had in his pants?"
"Order me another beer girls, I gotta go pull the Levilunker out, and let him spit in the pond!"
As Bob walked in the bar, his girlfriend Brenda ran up to him and said, "jeepers Bobby, that's one huge Levilunker you're sporting today, baby!"

Levilunker by Pigiron9 June 13, 2022