A term used to describe the shape or outline of a big cock, clearly visible on one leg, of a pair of Levi's jeans that a man is wearing. A real Levilunker is never a hard or erect cock, merely the natural shape of a relaxed or flaccid, yet very large male penis. Similar to a "trouser trout," the Levilunker is only a valid term, used when a man is wearing Levi's or similar jeans. A slang term used by men or women who notice, purposely or by accident, a large "cock bulge" in the groin and upper thigh area of a male wearing Levi's. A "lunker" is a slang term used to describe an exceptionally large fish which may be, lunking or relaxing, at the bottom of a stream, river or lake.
"OMG Sally, did you see the Levilunker that tall blond guy had in his pants?"
"Order me another beer girls, I gotta go pull the Levilunker out, and let him spit in the pond!"
As Bob walked in the bar, his girlfriend Brenda ran up to him and said, "jeepers Bobby, that's one huge Levilunker you're sporting today, baby!"
"Order me another beer girls, I gotta go pull the Levilunker out, and let him spit in the pond!"
As Bob walked in the bar, his girlfriend Brenda ran up to him and said, "jeepers Bobby, that's one huge Levilunker you're sporting today, baby!"
by Pigiron9 June 13, 2022
A Cornturd, must contain whole kernels of corn (or easily recognizable partial kernels) mixed in, and throughout a common, human turd. Usually in a heterogenous mixture of corn kernels and feces.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.
-"Holy shit Jim, did you see the size of that cornturd loafing in the bottom of that toilet bowl, It was so big, it wouldn't flush!"
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"
-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"
-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.
by Pigiron9 April 28, 2022