Lettuce Man 

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

Lettuce Man by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

poor man's lettuce 

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

poor man's lettuce by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

lettuceman 

The variety streamer who has a trash computer and cant run anything

LettuceMan has a trash computer.

lettuceman by LettuceMan124 May 22, 2019

lettucehands 

shinji kinnie (derogatory)

do u know lettucehands?
oh yeah isnt he a shinji kinnie

lettucehands by rekikyanmybeloved June 17, 2021