lettuceman 

The variety streamer who has a trash computer and cant run anything

LettuceMan has a trash computer.

lettuceman by LettuceMan124 May 22, 2019

lettuceface 

When a guy has a really great body but a really not great face. you'd love to have his body but you can definitely lettuce face go.
The healthier but equally unattractive option to the butterface.

"That guy at the beach had a slammin body but... dayyyum his face ruined it!"
"yeah he's got a nice body but I'd lettuceface go"

lettuceface by locone August 19, 2009

Lettuce Man 

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

Lettuce Man by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

lettucehands 

shinji kinnie (derogatory)

do u know lettucehands?
oh yeah isnt he a shinji kinnie

lettucehands by rekikyanmybeloved June 17, 2021