When a guy has a really great body but a really not great face. you'd love to have his body but you can definitely lettuce face go.
The healthier but equally unattractive option to the butterface.
"That guy at the beach had a slammin body but... dayyyum his face ruined it!"
"yeah he's got a nice body but I'd lettuceface go"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'