Leperchauns are short Irish myths, They wear green suits and are predicted to have a lot of gold, but this is a miss conception. They actually come into your house at night and steal your belongings. If you turn off your phone or put it on silent, the leperchauns will be sure to take it from you. It will be very hard for you I get your phone back becaus ethe leperchauns don't compromise well. Don't turn mentally challenged and put your phone on silent, leperchauns will take it.
"Dude I lost my phone yesterday"
"Did you have it on silent?"
" Yeah cus people were texting me too much"
" Horrible mistake, the leperchauns must've taken it at night, they take everything you leave out of sight"
"Did you have it on silent?"
" Yeah cus people were texting me too much"
" Horrible mistake, the leperchauns must've taken it at night, they take everything you leave out of sight"
by A Victim of their crime April 1, 2013
Get the Leperchauns mug.The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011
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Yeah bro that sneaky leprechaun asked me if I wanted to see me nudes of the chick he's been banging and it turned out to be my cousin.
by Ranchgirls April 27, 2020
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After suffering through a day of the Midget Hitter's hangover, Petey curled up in bed and drifted off into the Leprechauns Lullaby. Midget Hitter
by Sacramento Solon January 9, 2017
Get the Leprechauns Lullaby mug.The Doodoo Leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. When you are lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the Doodoo Leprechaun and you will have good luck for a whole fortnight! The greener the poo, the luckier you'll do!
Guy #1: Man, I just had a shit, and it was GREEN! Is something wrong with me?
Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!
Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----
Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!
Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----
by Justin Cow September 15, 2006
Get the The Doodoo Leprechaun mug.Worker: Hey, have you seen Joe?
Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.
Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.
Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
by Jefe01 December 13, 2015
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