leperchaunism

this term describes when a person, male/female

is short of height and has a short temper and

loves to deliver violence to anybody to

compensate the fact that there short.

man1 "woah did u see that guy he so small"
man2 "yeah thats a bad case of leperchaunism"

leperchaunism by slippery gyspy February 28, 2011

leprechaunism

Your drunken-tricksy Irish friend that has delusions of grandeur who is always tempting others with his "ways of sneakertive doings" in an attempt to steal coins from your wallet. Proceeds to tell the same Irish jokes and personal stories in an attempt to get thy Minge. Physical characteristics are stretchy earlobes, long tongues, hairy, switchy eyes, supposedly has a 9lbs 8oz penis, and multiple looks.

Dude, did you know that Shaun doesn't actually work at State and he stole money from Cassie the other night? Yeah that drunk Irish man has got the leprechaunism bad.

leprechaunism by fuckfaceballs shit head October 18, 2008

Leperchauns 

Leperchauns are short Irish myths, They wear green suits and are predicted to have a lot of gold, but this is a miss conception. They actually come into your house at night and steal your belongings. If you turn off your phone or put it on silent, the leperchauns will be sure to take it from you. It will be very hard for you I get your phone back becaus ethe leperchauns don't compromise well. Don't turn mentally challenged and put your phone on silent, leperchauns will take it.

"Dude I lost my phone yesterday"
"Did you have it on silent?"
" Yeah cus people were texting me too much"
" Horrible mistake, the leperchauns must've taken it at night, they take everything you leave out of sight"

Leperchauns by A Victim of their crime April 1, 2013

leperchauning 

To stand in a circle with all of your friends and pass around every drink that you are holding. Very fun and created by Smog.

Let's go join those guys who are leperchauning! I love a good round of drinks.

leperchauning by Smoooooog July 17, 2016

pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

pencil leperchauns by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011