Lentilist 

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver

Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"

Lentilist by Witchfinder March 21, 2007

marxist-leninist

The ideology stemming from writers; Marx, Engels, Lenin.

MLs believe that a successful socialist revolution needs a vanguard party and that there needs to be a transitionary period where the bourgeosie are oppressed out of existance. This usually occurs through the seizure of private property, nationalization of industry, and bourgeois culture. The proleteriat via the vanguard party will create a workers state which will implement all of what's said above. Eventually the state will whither away as it becomes less needed usually when the threat of counter revolutionary behavior is gone, and then we will have communism, a stateless, classless, moneyless society.

You know MLs aren't red fascists right? They were instrumental in defeating them.

I am a Marxist-Leninist some of my favorite works are State and Rev and Imperialism by Lenin, along with Principles of Communism, and German Ideology.

marxist-leninist by ComradeMao December 13, 2020

Tender Lentils 

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

Tender Lentils by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

Leftinistra 

Member of the American Socialist Liberal.

As in the Sandinistas (the members of the Marxist rebels of South America), the Clintonistas (the Armies of the die-hard proponents of the Clinton Crime Family), the Leftinistra are the members of the socialist democrats of the United States that have been working on replacing the United States Constitution with a hybrid and morphed form of Marxist socialism/communism into the American way of life as presented in the book The Naked Communist in the late 1960s.

Leftinistra by Snooper February 28, 2008

marxist-leninist

A person who wants to commit mass genocide on the bourgeois for their crimes on humanity.

person 1: I am a Marxist-Leninist.
person 2:I am an owner of a 20 billion dollar multinational corporation who has spent millions in lobbying for my agenda.
person 3: (grabs Kalashnikov)

marxist-leninist by LiteralyStalin May 12, 2016

Lentils 

A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.

Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"

Lentils by krugz October 1, 2009

lengelist 

Someone who supports the realm of history

Noah is a lengelist

lengelist by Lengellover128 February 8, 2023