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Lemonade Hose 

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)
Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties
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lemonade hose 

Your penis, ding a ling, dick
I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties
lemonade hose by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob
Lemonade hose - penis
Twisty wisty - to stroke
My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.
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