Lemon Lips

giant ass lips on a black dude where they take up a large portion of the face. Sometimes the bottom lip is so heavy it droops down and is always like open at random times.

the reason it is called lemon lips is because it resembles the shape of a lemon.

Random white dude 1: Damn! have you seen the lemon lips the Washington Redskins quarterback, Jason Campbell?

Random white dude 2: yeah, that's why the redskins sucked this year, those damn lemon lips were weighing down his face and throwing him off his game.

Lemon Lips by Nick 2113 March 11, 2009

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Lemon Lips

When a woman has a low PH in her vagina, causing it to taste sour and acidic.

I had to stop eating her out last night because her pussy was sour. She had lemon lips.

Lemon Lips by Craig Van Schlick October 9, 2023

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Lemo lips

When a girl has has way too much lip filler

Wow look at the lemo lips on her!

Lemo lips by Stokie March 6, 2022

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A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

When Your Lip's Are Hella Dry And Chapped

Man I Got A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips, Any One Got Some Chapstick ?

A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips by You Know ? October 8, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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