Lemon juice

Old man cum. Sick bastard.

*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!

by AzureAvenger May 15, 2015

Lemon juice

A substitute for an eye drop, very helpful, but a little painful.

Me: Hey can I have a Lemon?
Friend: Sure.
Me: *Puts Lemon juice in eye*
Me: Much Better.

by LE Humble January 13, 2020

Lemon Juice

It's a saying for a Alcoholic drink. You see Lemon Juice Is bitter and strong right? well so is Alcohol.

"This Lemon Juice is to strong, But I love it."

by MegaJared March 8, 2017

Lemon Juice

the worst thing on the face of the earth, should never be sold or grown limes are just as bad but green

last xmas i drank 8 full large cups of lemon juice no lies!! i was sick for 3 days.

by cupatercake April 27, 2009

Lemon Juice

It is used to describe a person whose personality is either bitter, cold or sour. Or all of them honestly.

Guy: ,,Hey wanna go out with me?"
Person A: ,,No. I don't need a desperate man in my life."
Guy: ,,dang, you're such a lemon juice."

by V.greene February 3, 2022

Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.

Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)

by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011

to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma April 4, 2013