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A vernacular term for the town of Leominster in Herefordshire, usually applied with backhanded affection.
There's a Victorian market in Lemner this week.
Lemner by ivorymike January 24, 2011
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lesnerize 

The ultimate fear of not knowing what it is you need to avoid doing.
I didn't lesnerize.
lesnerize by enth April 11, 2013

Annaliese Lemler 

A half-hawk, half-german girl who lives in the mountains of Switzerland. Sometimes she comes out to feed on young white-washed Indian boys. Used to describe a girl lost in her mind who's madly in love with the brown people and refuses to love anyone else. (Friendzone)
Friendzoned Guy #1, "Dude, that brown guy is getting serious action!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"
Annaliese Lemler by arsyparsy December 22, 2012

lernerei 

Noun, German origin. Exact translation: a lot of studying. Used to describe a lot of studying for a particular subject or multiple subjects.
All the lernerei paid off, everyone passed the exam.
lernerei by midavTe October 3, 2022

Double Lap Leaner 

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.
"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."
Double Lap Leaner by Robby K. December 20, 2005
The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.
Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww
lempers by Panda Expert February 19, 2013