Lemner

A term used to describe a dweller or long term resident of Leominster. Often thought to be derogatory, though this is most likely due to negative connotations surrounding the area.

That person is a Lemner.

by Colloquial Madness November 16, 2010

Lemner

A vernacular term for the town of Leominster in Herefordshire, usually applied with backhanded affection.

There's a Victorian market in Lemner this week.

by ivorymike January 24, 2011

lesnerize

The ultimate fear of not knowing what it is you need to avoid doing.

I didn't lesnerize.

by enth April 11, 2013

Annaliese Lemler

A half-hawk, half-german girl who lives in the mountains of Switzerland. Sometimes she comes out to feed on young white-washed Indian boys. Used to describe a girl lost in her mind who's madly in love with the brown people and refuses to love anyone else. (Friendzone)

Friendzoned Guy #1, "Dude, that brown guy is getting serious action!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"

by arsyparsy December 22, 2012

lernerei

Noun, German origin. Exact translation: a lot of studying. Used to describe a lot of studying for a particular subject or multiple subjects.

All the lernerei paid off, everyone passed the exam.

by midavTe October 3, 2022

Double Lap Leaner

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.

"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

lempers

The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.

Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww

by Panda Expert February 19, 2013