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League of Legends is a method of birth control.

Raid shadow legends

“It’s a brand new mobile rts”... look everyone hates this ad and it can honestly and quietly fuck off...
“Raid shadow legends

*phone sails across open parking lot.

RAID: Shadow Legends 

A completely mediocre mobile game that's sponsored by basically every somewhat popular YouTuber under the sun. The prime definition of a corporate sell-out.
But before I write a proper definition, I would like to thank my wonderful sponsor for this Urban Dictionary page, RAID: Shadow Legends.

Raid Shadow Legends

First lets talk about the sponsor of this video, Raid Shadow Legends
Raid Shadow Legends is a stunning RPG with over 100 champions and amazing graphics

Raid: Shadow Legends 

But before this video begins, we actually have a sponsor! Retard shadow legends is for the lowest most fucking boring squids on the planet. If you find this game fun then you probably suck off Sam drew twice a week. Shut up shadow lengends has over ten million middle aged men with sexual fantasies about the female champions globally! Be sure to check out raid shadow legends today! There are over 400 unique heroes including the EPIC pickle Rick! The graphics are as epic as console graphics as well!!!!!!!!!!!! My fathers escaped from prison pleas hel
OMFG SAM DREW PLAYS RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS I WNNA SLURP HIS SKIMY CHODE

Stf the fuck up squid

League of Legends

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.
"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."
League of Legends by _yellow_ March 6, 2017