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Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.
Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
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"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."
LegNog by purple_bozo January 12, 2009
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Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.
Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."
LegNog by yellow_bozo January 12, 2009

LeGnome James 

LeGnome James is one of the best point guard´s in the world. He started to play in the nba in 2020 and won rookie of the year. Now LeGnome is one of the best in the NBA and even LeBron looks up to him. After one year this is what LeGnome has done:
-Rookie of the year
-Best shooter in the NBA (Curry is still inspirational tho)
-Best ballhandler in the NBA
-Best passer in the NBA
-Best defender of the year (for his position)
-Best dunker in the NBA (for his position)
Person 1: You have hear about LeGnome right?
Person 2: Yeah, he is my idol and he is so inspirational
Person 1: Yeah, i wanna be like LeGnome James
LeGnome James by LeGnome James November 11, 2020

figa di legno 

wood pussy

A girl who doesn't want to have sex or she has sex very few times.
Quella ragazza è una figa di legno.

That girl is a wood pussy.
(probably the girl didn't want to have sex with the guy who said the phrase)
figa di legno by dkctrs March 11, 2009
hey your legnogg is dripping off your leg.
legnogg by pshycobitch October 12, 2008

legnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of long, shapely legs coupled with:

- short skirts
- short shorts (aka Daisy Dukes)
- high heels
- eye-catching stockings, tights or pantyhose.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
"Those Coco Loco skanks always show up on weekends and use legnosis to try and attract guys. However, once the guys take a long, second look, the legnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge. Pudgy or ditzy, with too much make-up, I hope those skanks don't become skankasaurus-rexes."
legnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

lignogenic potential 

From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".
Man, this disco blows. Not one of these bufforillas has any lignogenic potential.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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