When a person gets to the state of excessive drunkness, where they no longer can stand up, and they must be carried out of the bar by their friends like Byron Leftwich was carried down the field by his teammates against Akron in 2002.
Scott drank so many shots at the bar last night, he vomited and got cut off by the bartender, then we Byron Leftwiched his ass outta there.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.