Lefturbater

The arm used in the switching of hands * or in this case arms * when either fapping or masturbating wich to most people is done with the RIGHT arm... not the left ... unlike some uncoodenated TARDS out there :D

Mary : So ... wich hand do you masturbate with?

Joe : I'm a lefturbater

Lefturbater by TehN00B1n4t0r March 17, 2011

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Lefterbate

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

Lefterbate by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

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Lefturbater • Lefturbator • Lefterbate • Leftybater

Lefturbator

One who masturbates using only the left hand.

Joe: "Dude, Eli's left arm is so strong--how'd he do it?"
Mike: "Didn't you know? He's a lefturbator."

Lefturbator by A Righty January 6, 2008

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Leftybater

Someone who primarily masturbates with their left hand; a left-handed masturbater.

"Hey, dude, have you heard what Kyle did the other day?"

"Yeah, he's totaly a leftybater,"

Leftybater by Raichueues June 9, 2015

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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