Lefturbater

The arm used in the switching of hands * or in this case arms * when either fapping or masturbating wich to most people is done with the RIGHT arm... not the left ... unlike some uncoodenated TARDS out there :D

Mary : So ... wich hand do you masturbate with?

Joe : I'm a lefturbater

Lefturbater by TehN00B1n4t0r March 17, 2011

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Lefterbate

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

Lefterbate by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

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Lefturbater • Lefturbator • Lefterbate • Leftybater

Lefturbator

One who masturbates using only the left hand.

Joe: "Dude, Eli's left arm is so strong--how'd he do it?"
Mike: "Didn't you know? He's a lefturbator."

Lefturbator by A Righty January 6, 2008

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Leftybater

Someone who primarily masturbates with their left hand; a left-handed masturbater.

"Hey, dude, have you heard what Kyle did the other day?"

"Yeah, he's totaly a leftybater,"

Leftybater by Raichueues June 9, 2015

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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