Leekus

True dictionary definition of a GOAT.

A Leekus will never lose.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Leekspin

A five-frame animation of the anime Bleach character Orihime Inoue spinning a leek with a 26-second excerpt of the Finnish folk "Ievan Polkka" song by Loituma playing in the background, in an infinite loop.

If Leekspin had a spin counter, I'd be well over a million spins by now.

by Ectoplasm On Toast September 1, 2008

Leekspin

A hugely addictive flash clip which plays on a loop. Features a non-sensical Finnish folk song, the Ievan Polka by the band Loituma. A happy little anime girl has the starring role, spinning the leek. Also features a handy counter so you know exactly how many hours you have been hypnotised by the madness for.

Ia tsu-tsa, parivikkai vailan,
Tikkai villan titstandum!
L'laa dipi depi della ruppathi rupiran,
Kuriikan kukkaja kirikango!

Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla
Barits tad dillan deh lando.
Aba rippadta parip parii
Ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando.

Ia barillaz dillan deiallou,
Ara va reve-reve revydyv dyvjavuo:
Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando,
Dabaoke dagae dagae due due dei ia do.

"I got high last night and watched 'leekspin' for 6 hours and 43 minutes straight"

by mmmerangue February 28, 2007

Leekums

When your penis does not hang past your ball sack.

Shane mooned us and we only seen his ball sack so therefore he has Leekums.

by i banged tina January 11, 2008

Leekysmallz

Leekysmallz is a nice, compassionate, kind thoughtful, loving, and humble 600 pound ape he is usually nice at times but beware he will read you up outta that.

As leekysmallz would say “un un hunny”

by Leekysmallz January 26, 2021

Leekun

The guy you think of during CS/BFV/WC3/Gunbound/Ragnarok when things seem to be going your way, and then you get close-ranged in the head with the worst possible weapon/hero.

Player dies suddenly during a CS match.
Player 1: WTF?! Who the fuck just shot me?
Leekun: Suck it down! Close-range with a p90, BIATCH!

by LeekunEG December 7, 2004

Leebus

The feminine manifestation of jebus. It is believed it was first used outside of the Julian Calendar in the time of prehistoric Jebus, where Jebus takes the form of a dinosaur and makes noah build an Ark out of bread.

It is also speculated that Leebus is derived from Sanskrit where Lee (is from Lee which means the great one).

Dude A: Leebus! Did you see what she did?
Dude B: Totally dude....

by Langdon Olger July 22, 2009