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True dictionary definition of a GOAT.
A Leekus will never lose.
Leekus by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Leekspin 

A five-frame animation of the anime Bleach character Orihime Inoue spinning a leek with a 26-second excerpt of the Finnish folk "Ievan Polkka" song by Loituma playing in the background, in an infinite loop.
If Leekspin had a spin counter, I'd be well over a million spins by now.
Leekspin by Ectoplasm On Toast September 1, 2008
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Leekspin 

A hugely addictive flash clip which plays on a loop. Features a non-sensical Finnish folk song, the Ievan Polka by the band Loituma. A happy little anime girl has the starring role, spinning the leek. Also features a handy counter so you know exactly how many hours you have been hypnotised by the madness for.

Ia tsu-tsa, parivikkai vailan,
Tikkai villan titstandum!
L'laa dipi depi della ruppathi rupiran,
Kuriikan kukkaja kirikango!

Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla
Barits tad dillan deh lando.
Aba rippadta parip parii
Ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando.

Ia barillaz dillan deiallou,
Ara va reve-reve revydyv dyvjavuo:
Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando,
Dabaoke dagae dagae due due dei ia do.
"I got high last night and watched 'leekspin' for 6 hours and 43 minutes straight"
Leekspin by mmmerangue February 28, 2007
When your penis does not hang past your ball sack.
Shane mooned us and we only seen his ball sack so therefore he has Leekums.
Leekums by i banged tina January 11, 2008

Leekysmallz

Leekysmallz is a nice, compassionate, kind thoughtful, loving, and humble 600 pound ape he is usually nice at times but beware he will read you up outta that.
As leekysmallz would sayun un hunny”
Leekysmallz by Leekysmallz January 26, 2021
The guy you think of during CS/BFV/WC3/Gunbound/Ragnarok when things seem to be going your way, and then you get close-ranged in the head with the worst possible weapon/hero.
Player dies suddenly during a CS match.
Player 1: WTF?! Who the fuck just shot me?
Leekun: Suck it down! Close-range with a p90, BIATCH!
Leekun by LeekunEG December 7, 2004
The feminine manifestation of jebus. It is believed it was first used outside of the Julian Calendar in the time of prehistoric Jebus, where Jebus takes the form of a dinosaur and makes noah build an Ark out of bread.

It is also speculated that Leebus is derived from Sanskrit where Lee (is from Lee which means the great one).
Dude A: Leebus! Did you see what she did?
Dude B: Totally dude....
Leebus by Langdon Olger July 22, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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