Lee Oswald

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.

Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.

by shomesomethin July 5, 2010

The Lee Harvey Oswald

Just like president JFK’s assassination, The Lee Harvey Oswald is where during sex, just before climax the man pulls out and runs to the far side of the room then attempts to ‘snipe’ the girl in the head from his current position.

The Lee Harvey Oswald

“Bruh I just Lee Harvey Oswald the shit out of that bitch last night.”

by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021

lee harvey oswald

The man who was blamed for the deaths of John F. Kennedy and Dallas Police Officer J.D. Tippit on 11/22/1963.

"Lee harvey Oswald is a patsy"

by the man is here April 29, 2006

lee harvey oswald

The man who was framed by the government for the assassination of JFK. Oh, by the way: if you have an IQ above 20, then you would know how to spell the word "knoll".

I thought "The Lord of the Rings" was the greatest work of fiction ever written until I read the Warren Report. Lee Harvey Oswald was shot because he knew too much, you pro-Warren Report lemmings.

by JimJimP March 29, 2008

Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald

Shooting someone in a window while outside on the ground/in a car.

Dude 1: Did you hear about that drive by shooting the other day? This guy was just looking out his window, admiring the view, when someone drove up and shot him dead.

Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd

by XtRedChaos March 2, 2018

lee harvey oswald

In Delee Plaza where JFK was assassinated, they have a museum set up in the book depository where the supposed shot was fired from. The window where Oswald was supposed to have fired from is set up to look exactly like it did on that day. it is called the Sniper's Nest, and the museum is called the Assassination Museum. The Sniper's Nest is a very accurate reconstruction. One of the main reasons it is so accurate is because Oswald isn't in it.

Oswald didn't murder JFK. The shot supposedly came from behind him, where Oswald was, but when Kennedy's head was blown apart, it flung to the left. Its so obvious, yet seeing as Oswald was a Communist and the American government was so fascistic towards Communists, it wouldn't surprise is they just pinned it on him simply because of that.

by BadLieutenant August 18, 2004

Lee Harvey Oswald

Named after the man who apparently assassinated John F. Kennedy: The art of eating out a girl with one hand on her tits, the other hand with a thumb in her ass, therefore resembling the holding and aiming of a large gun.

"This girl I had last night, got down to it and gave her the old 'Lee Harvey Oswald'..."

by theyoungupstart June 28, 2009