BadLieutenant's definitions

slipknot

A good nu-metal band who sing about how ugly the world is . Their masks and clothing are a symbol that represents their knowledge of how gruesome and horrifying life is when it all boils down to it. I would rather listen to Slipknot than all the superficial townie garbage that most kids listen to. That kind of music is unintelligable gibberish made by artists who frequently get into trouble for gun possession and assault. Slipknot is much better.

'Oh look at me, i'm a member of So Solid Crew, I got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon, i'm so proud
(WANKER).

by BadLieutenant June 11, 2004

N.E.R.D

Rock band composed of Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo (who are both members of The Neptunes), and their friend and fellow musician Shay Haley.
The band's sound is difficult to classify, but it could best be described as a mixture of rap and soulful rock. Their name is an acronym for 'No one Ever Really Dies'.

Hit songs include 'She Wants To Move', 'Rockstar' and 'Maybe'.

by BadLieutenant November 10, 2004

Goth

I have a lot of friends who follow the Goth subculture. Yes, Goths mainly dress themselves in black and possibly some black nail varnish and listening to metal tunes and such, but saying that all of them are drug-addicted, suicidal satanists is a pathetic generalisation. Not all Goths are like that, in fact i haven't met one of them with that kind of lifestyle. And even if they are, its their choice, and they don't deserve the hassle they get from close-minded idiots.

Leave Goths alone. Its their choice what to do with their life. You wouldn't like it if someone insulted and beated on you due to your lieftyle, would you?

by BadLieutenant August 13, 2004

jimi hendrix

ok lets clear this thing up right fucking now. Slash has nothing on Jimi Hendrix. If you think Slash is better than Jimi you are a <Fucking Moron?>.

Jimi was the best guitarist ever. no-one has ever and no-one can and no-one will master the guitar like Hendrix did.

And now bringing to you the best guitarist of all time...SLASH! eeer..no

Where as Slash will be an overweight burn-out in a few years, Hendrix rocks on from the grave

by BadLieutenant August 5, 2004

boffin

This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.

Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''

Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.

by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004

Yes

Progressive Rock band out of the U.K., who have had many different line-ups over the years and have totally kicked ass.

Roundabout has a kickass synth solo.

Owner Of A Lonely Heart is dope.

Yes are a fucking great band.

by BadLieutenant October 26, 2004

MTV

The ruiner of all things good.

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.

by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004