BadLieutenant's definitions

Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.

Taxi Driver fucking rocks.

by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004

townies

All the morons on here like Psycho Bitch don't seem to realise that townies victimise those who don't share their Neanderthal way of life.They always bully metallers because of their musical taste and dress sense. For that person who said that moshers and skaters think they are better:Get your head out of your arse. They don't think they're better, they have just had enough of townie fuckwits picking on them, and so they should be. I can't stand all those stupid words like 'Blud', 'Innit' and 'Blingin'. Talking like some kind of rainforest ape. The girls dress like prostitutes and they act like them, and the males like their customers. They drive shit cars, drink horrible shit cider, flash their dicks at 70 year old women in the hope of pulling, and model themselves on gangsters and pimps (Who are low-life scum so its no surprise). I fucking hate townies and i pray to the gods that they have all been wiped out within the next few years

Yeh Blud, Innit Blud, I bang my 12 year old sister Blud, let me bum a tab off u (fucking wank stain).

by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004

scumkill

Any act which culminates in the elimination of society's degenerates e.g., bullies, child pornographers, pimps, drug-peddlars, gangsters, rapists, street thugs, etc. these kind of people are worthless and all they do is ruin lives, so scumkill isn't murder, it's a good tool that the government should use.

Hey look at that thug beating up that old women. i say we have a game of Scumkill.

Yeh, lets. it always gets things going.

by BadLieutenant July 29, 2004

jimi hendrix

ok lets clear this thing up right fucking now. Slash has nothing on Jimi Hendrix. If you think Slash is better than Jimi you are a <Fucking Moron?>.

Jimi was the best guitarist ever. no-one has ever and no-one can and no-one will master the guitar like Hendrix did.

And now bringing to you the best guitarist of all time...SLASH! eeer..no

Where as Slash will be an overweight burn-out in a few years, Hendrix rocks on from the grave

by BadLieutenant August 5, 2004

townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.

Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.

by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004

The Young Ones

Brilliant, and at times surreal comedy that ran on BBC2 from 1981-82. The characters were Rick (Rik Mayall), an irritating sociology student and Marxist that nobody liked, Neil (Nigel Planer) a depressed hippy who did all the work around the house, Vyvyan (Adrian Edmondson)a violent and aggressive medical student and punk fan, and Mike ( Christopher Ryan) a suave, narcissistic Cockney with an eye for the ladies. Alexei Sayle also appeared in each episode as different members of the Balowski family, and the shows creator Ben Elton made numerous apperances. Fantastic, if you get a chance to watch it, do.

There will never be another programme like the Young Ones.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

vanilla ice

Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.

Vanilla was a sucker of satan's cock, along with MC Hammer, Marky Mark, and New Kids On The Block.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004