Leaky’d

Verb. To be locked the f*** down. To be put in shackles. To score 20 less points than your season average. It is at no coincidence that it happens at the hands of Leaky Mother****ing Black.

“Who him? He averaged 25 a game and only had 3 points tonight. He got leaky’d!!!!”

“Aye don’t be out here talking sh** on the court. Get your ass leaky’d”

by BasketballGenius99 March 19, 2022

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

Leaky donkey

When you're ramming a chick in the ass and your cum is dripping out the booty

Man I was banging your mum and she got a leaky donkey

by Niggerluver November 4, 2014

Leaky Dave

When your pass-out-drunk friend decides it's too far to the bathroom and chooses to urinate on the coffee table instead.

Guy 1: Dude, you pulled a Leaky Dave last night and pissed on my table!

Guy 2: Sorry, I don't remember that happening.

by At Poly March 2, 2011

Leaky diff

After plowing her deeper than a Victorian farmers shy horse in the middle of summer and you nut in her Mary. Her growler is gonna be leaking more than beaver’s dam after a flash flood

After being balls deep in her vadge for 6 hours and you nutted in her more times times than jehavos witness has banged on a door she’s gonna have a serious case of thee old leaky diff

by Mushnuts December 20, 2019

leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

Leafy'd

A state of intoxication beyond recognition. One who gets 'Leafy'd' may reveal ones breast, call their friends 'fucking cunts' and cry on snapchat whilst preaching about God. May vomit in taxi, multiple times. May also smash a bus shelter.

"She got her tits out?"

"Yeah she was fucking Leafy'd"

"Did you see that girl doing the worm on the dance floor? She was beyond Leafy'd"

by LeafyMcQueefy July 16, 2016