Leafalo

Essentially a leaf of any type. Can be folded in half to create a buzzy, "musical" instrument. Can be a pet for young children who have no friends and no life. Stays preserved better when constantly soaked, so take care of your pet leafalo!

This aspen leaf makes a great leafalo! Did you hear my leafalo, it's awesome! Hey mom, look, I found a leafalo! Can we keep him?

by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009

Turkish Leafblower

When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.

No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.

by makebelieve123 July 27, 2010

canadian leafblower

Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.

Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(

I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

swedish leafblower

A particularly painful sexual position involving any form of cider although traditionally pear kopparberg. Inserted, anally, position is generally performed from behind. Some people like to use a shoe horn to give leverage to the sphincter. Research suggests the practise began in ancient ireland, using guinness and a funnel made from sheepskin. Whilst traditionally favored by Catholic priests, in recent years the practise has become a cult phenomenon. More recently, the addition of ice cubes inserted analy prior to the cider has proven to be very popular in canada and other northern countries. Once the can has naturally made its way back out, the battery powered pump then has it blow and suck functions used alternatively until the anus returns to its regular size. The process is the repeated.

Placing an open can of cider up the rectum followed by a small working pump alternately used to blow, then suck until anus returns to normal. Repeat. This is the Swedish leafblower

by r1ck roll June 14, 2014

British Leafblower

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.

Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."

by Synder January 25, 2017

leafaholic

a person who is a pussy

we wanted to leave the house but they were being leafaholics

by my soundcloud is lil mama March 29, 2017

ghetto leafblower

The act in which one individual forcefully blows air into another individuals anus. While doing this act the blowee pleasures the blower with a variety of pleasing acts.

Because of his lack of motivation David gave Jim a ghetto leafblower?

by Bigolhunk December 2, 2014