Definitions by Synder

May 5th 

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

May 5th by Synder April 29, 2021

British Leafblower 

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.

Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."

British Leafblower by Synder January 25, 2017