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Lazy Lob
The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
Lazy Lob by Lord Naddington April 23, 2006
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Lazy Lobby
People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.
John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
Lazy Lobby by Clanky typewriter May 23, 2021
LazyLobster
A remarkably handsome and charismatic gentleman hailing from England, known for his striking good looks and charming personality. Despite his undeniable appeal, LazyLobster is the epitome of leisure, preferring to lounge around and indulge in his favorite video games rather than engage in the hustle and bustle of everyday life. His kindness shines through in all his interactions, making him not just a pretty face, but a genuinely good dude. The name "LazyLobster" has no actual connection to crustaceans; it’s simply a playful moniker for a man who embodies the art of relaxation and gaming prowess while making the world a bit brighter with his charm.
LazyLobster by SteamSales January 4, 2025
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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