The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
In conversation - " I freed my lazylob and thrapped her around the face".
People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.
John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
A remarkably handsome and charismatic gentleman hailing from England, known for his striking good looks and charming personality. Despite his undeniable appeal, LazyLobster is the epitome of leisure, preferring to lounge around and indulge in his favorite video games rather than engage in the hustle and bustle of everyday life. His kindness shines through in all his interactions, making him not just a prettyface, but a genuinely good dude. The name "LazyLobster" has no actual connection to crustaceans; it’s simply a playful moniker for a man who embodies the art of relaxation and gaming prowess while making the world a bit brighter with his charm.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.