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Lazgen

en meget skæv smuk grim kurder der kan godt lide at få dakdak
omg his name is lazgen
he must get a lot of dakdak in the ass
by Lazgen1 May 24, 2023
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George Lazenby

Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.

Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.

His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!

Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.

Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.

Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.

Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
by Bubblybrook July 25, 2006
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Dudley Langenegger

Arguably the greatest film producer in cinemagraphic history. Responsible for the buddy cop drama "Hard Heat". A recluse, he is rarely seen outside his beachside mansion.
Dude #1: You'll never guess who I saw the other day.
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: None other than Dudley Langenegger himself!
Dude #2: No way! What was he doing?
Dude #1: Well, he was wearing a paisley robe, sitting on his verandah, sipping on a green tea, reading the Sunday newspaper, on a Friday! Then he lit his pipe with a flaming 100 dollar bill!
Dude #2: Wow! That guy sure is great. All girls wanna be with him, and all guys wanna be him.
Dude #1: I reckon!
by Maximus Cornelius May 22, 2006
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Largentina

Kat says guys come in three sizes

Small medium and Largentina
by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021
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Lagena

A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.

She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.

No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!

In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great today!

2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.

3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
by yourenotwrongtho November 23, 2021
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lagend

Lagends are usually very tall and deep voiced. They usually have darker colored skin and loves comics. They especially live super heroes and Marvel's Avengers. Lagends will curse in front of a unknown crowd, and is not afraid to yell at any times. Lagends will usually fall for the cutest person it the class, and get rejected without the person thinking about it. Lagends will not take other people's shit and doesn't bother with stuff that won't affect them after the day ends. They may not be the nicest, but if you don't get on his nerves and be nice, you will see his good side. And lagends love getting attention. Just maybe not detentions
Dude, that kid won't stop yelling in the cafeteria! He so loud!

Oh yeah... That's lagend... He talks like that.... It's basically one notch above whisper for him.

Oh.... Great... That still doesn't change the fact that he is annoying still...
by Name_Goddess May 26, 2018
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LaZ1en

A really LaZy asian. Fun fact Lazy ppl are cool
Lookie that LaZ1en over there!
by Sakkapuddin January 23, 2021
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