APfromMSP's definitions

SLC Punk!

SLC Punk! Is a movie about 2 punks, Heroin Bob and Steve-O, who are 2 of the few punks in Salt Lake City in 1985. The movie shows you that when you dress like a punk to be independent you really are not because you are just wearing a uniform and not being independent.

"You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts."

by APfromMSP March 14, 2005

NBA

Negro Basketball Association, due to the fact that the league is probably under 1% white.

The NBA is just full of negros.

by APfromMSP February 7, 2005

Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

by APfromMSP April 30, 2005

laws

Things that are meant to be broken.

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.

by APfromMSP August 10, 2006

Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking

I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump

by APfromMSP July 7, 2005

1337

A word used to easily pick out nerds

Google Results 1 - 10 of about 2,890,000 for 1337. (0.09 seconds)

by APfromMSP July 23, 2006

bulesbian

A lesbian with the eating disorder bulimia

That girl I met in MN was definitley a bulesbian

by APfromMSP October 9, 2005