APfromMSP's definitions

laws

Things that are meant to be broken.

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.

by APfromMSP August 10, 2006

NBA

Negro Basketball Association, due to the fact that the league is probably under 1% white.

The NBA is just full of negros.

by APfromMSP February 7, 2005

bulesbian

A lesbian with the eating disorder bulimia

That girl I met in MN was definitley a bulesbian

by APfromMSP October 9, 2005

Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking

I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump

by APfromMSP July 7, 2005

SLC Punk!

SLC Punk! Is a movie about 2 punks, Heroin Bob and Steve-O, who are 2 of the few punks in Salt Lake City in 1985. The movie shows you that when you dress like a punk to be independent you really are not because you are just wearing a uniform and not being independent.

"You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts."

by APfromMSP March 14, 2005

Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

by APfromMSP April 30, 2005

1337

A word used to easily pick out nerds

Google Results 1 - 10 of about 2,890,000 for 1337. (0.09 seconds)

by APfromMSP July 23, 2006